No Replacement For Displacement

Break out the Treys!

OK, now for my second group of Axis of Weasel playing cards. It includes Johnny "Quagmire" Apple, two has-been lefty writers, and one commentator who lost to cable access in the ratings war:

Update: Yes, the correct term is "trey" not "three". That way you don't confuse two 3s with three of a kind, which are known as "trips". What can I say, I'm a poker weenie.