No Replacement For Displacement

Camera-Seeking Missile attacks London

Jesse Jackson joins London marchers

"Hey, it's great to be here in London. Do you know I'm a Certified Black Leader^®? Where are you going with that camera? Do you know I'm a poet? War is bad, Robert Fisk makes me glad! Pretty, good huh? Hey, don't leave! I'm important! Really! Al Sharpton's just a poser! Don't go! I'm a Black Leader^®! If you take those cameras away, then you are a racist! Wait! Don't put me on a plane back to the States! I haven't won my extortion attempt discrimination lawsuit against British Leyland yet! Wait! Dang."

"Hello, is this Saddam? Do you have any openings for a Certified Black Leader^®? What? OK, I'll hold."