No Replacement For Displacement

Saddam the Flaccid Tyrant
Really had to compensate
Without his Viagra
Nothing was gonna inflate

All of the other tyrants
Used to laugh and point him out
They all knew that Saddam
Had a real dysfunctional spout

Then one cloudy winter's night
George Bush came to say
"Saddam you murdering scum
I'm sending the Airborne you'd better run!"

Then how the Iraqis loved it
As they hung him from a tree
Saddam the Flaccid Tyrant
Your murdering days are his- tor- y!