No Replacement For Displacement

Time for another Fisking. I'm setting the fiskomatic at full auto, and aiming at Crazy Cynthia's "concession" speech.(Yes, I think scare quotes are warranted)

Quiet, please. Listen. Listen closely.

That's the history train -- and it's still rolling -- no matter what happened today.

And since you are history, you get the first class ticket on the history train to Loserville, with stops at Incompetentburg, and Apologist Junction.

I rode the history train to Congress in 1992, and many of you rode the train with me. And many more of you joined me along the way.

"Like you, Hamas, and you, CAIR, and especially you, Crazy Louie"

And while the tracks got a little rough this campaign, I am proud to announce: This train hasn't stopped. This train hasn't slowed down. We are going full speed ahead.

Right into the brick wall built by the voters.

I want to congratulate Denise Majette. I may not agree with the kind of campaign she ran, but she will need all our prayers to face the coming storm. I spoke to her moments ago and congratulated her personally.

Yes. What a horrible campaign. She didn't take money from a single Islamofascist, she actually said nice things about Jews, and worst of all, she actually courted the votes of white people. There oughtta be a law against that.

And assured her that I would not help the Republicans.

By spouting her mouth off and turning the Democrat party into a laughingstock.

In Congress, doing what is right is not always easy. Sometimes you are faced with a choice between doing what is politically safe or doing what is right.

And in her case, sometimes a choice that is neither politically safe or right.

Sometimes you have to stand up to seemingly unbeatable odds, speak the truth to the most powerful interests, to do what is right.

"But usually I don't do that."

Sometimes you win. And sometimes you lose.

Thankfully for the country, it was the latter.

Tonight I have lost an election. But I maintain my spirit, my courage, my dignity and my commitment to the truth, to peace and to the future. And I want to assure you that:

However, her commonsense, as always, is nowhere to be found.

But I am hopeful, because we are all here for a cause much, much greater than ourselves.

Preventing Cynthia McKinney from being elected dogcatcher anywhere in the country.

I am confident that we will continue to make a difference in our community, be a voice for the voiceless and speak truth to power.

Or in your case, spew mindless drivel to anyone in earshot.

I am optimistic that although I lost an election tonight I will continue to fight for truth, justice and the American way[big link], and I will continue to stand up to anyone who seeks to rob us of our rights and deny us the opportunity to succeed.

Well that explains it. Cynthia, strange visitor from another planet who came to earth with idiocies far beyond the capabilities of mortal men. Cynthia, who can bend logic in her bare hands, twist the meaning of the word terrorist, and who, stuck as a congresswoman for another 4 months, continues her neverending struggle to Distort Truth, Justice and the American Way. Gee, Cynthia, if you are going to plagiarize, at least don't do it from comic books.

I am proud to tell you tonight that I'm not getting off the history train just yet.

"Because, me, Al Gore, and Bill Clinton are hoping the train will stop somewhere in Legacyville."

Somewhere tonight, a man is making himself a bed of newspapers and cardboard on the sidewalks of the city.

"That man is my campaign manager."

Today, even in defeat, I have been lifted.

Lifted upon the shoulders of the people of Georgia.

Actually, I think it would be more accurate to say "lifted OFF the shoulders of the people of Georgia." Noone has to hang their head in shame again at saying they are from the fourth congressional district of Georgia.

I have been lifted on the wings of hope and justice and peace.

Give those wings back! You are wrecking them with the weights of leftism, appeasement, and the kissing of islamofascist butts.

We are all on the train called History -- and we are ringing the bell called Freedom.

I don't know about you, but I'm on the train called the Future. You are going the other way, into history, just past Loserville, where you and Al Gore watch MSNBC and eat potato chips and say, "see, I could have done that."

And even though I won't be in Congress for a couple of years, I will continue to be a voice, a champion, a warrior and a challenger. I will continue to speak truth to power and put what's right, what's true, what's fair and what's just over all else.

Great. She's going to come back. Just like Freddy Kreuger.

Posted by John Bono at August 21, 2002 09:09 PM | TrackBack