No Replacement For Displacement

McDonald's burgers I'd like to see

McFisk: Comes wrapped in sackcloth. Every time you bite it, it yells out that it understands that your eating the burger is a cry of frustration over years of oppression at the hands of the West.

McEUro: Comes wrapped in the former currency of EU nations. Is free of genetically engineered beef, uses ethnically correct bread, and is topped with EU approved leeks. Tastes absolutely disgusting.

McPalestinian: When you bite it, it explodes. When you don't bite it, it explodes.

McArafat: When the McPalestinian explodes, the McArafat tells you it is your own fault for not paying attention to the McPalestinian's needs.

McSaddam: Noone's ever eaten a McSaddam. Every time someone tried to cook it, it killed everyone in the restaurant with toxic fumes.

McUSSR: You only get a bun. You are on a waiting list for the meat, which you will get in 5 years or so.

McFrance: The most "complex" burger McDonald's has. Noone can stand it, but the Germans devour it every 40 years or so.

McSaudi: Otherwise known as the Ingrate Deluxe with oil.