August 27, 2002
Bear Mauls Animal Rights Activist
There are four ways we can look at this. The first would be the mutlicultural animal rights perspective, which would be that the bear was simply expressing its frustration at being an oppressed minority. The second would be the animal rights law and order perspective, which would be to send the grizzly to bear jail after being found guilty by a jury of her bear peers, the nanny state perspective, which would be to put her cubs into the custody of Cub Protective Services, while sending her to bear anger management classes, and of course, the final, correct perspective, that:
Anyone who believes in animal rights is a weenie.
Posted by John Bono at August 27, 2002 07:22 AM | TrackBackThis proves to me that Mother Nature does have a sense of humor.
Posted by: Steve Y. on August 29, 2002 12:40 PMAnd, then there is the NRA approach--just shoot the damned bear. Hopefully the game warden will look the other way.
Posted by: Paul on October 6, 2002 03:10 AM
