No Replacement For Displacement

Phil Donahue, meet Chevy Chase

Matt Drudge today reports that Donahue's show has hit rock bottom in the ratings. It makes you wonder why they dumped Alan Keyes. For all his pedantry, I am certain he worked a lot cheaper than Donahue, and when MSNBC dumps this turkey, they'll wish they had stayed with the somewhat pedantic Keyes over the tinfoil hat leftism of Donahue. Then again, knowing how the media swings so hard to the left, they won't realize what an unreconstructed lefty Donahue is, and will come up with one of the following replacements:

Let's Go Green with Ralph Nader: Ralph Nader shows how evil oil companies have conspired with evil automobile companies to make cars with lousy gas mileage. Nader then goes on to demonstrate how evil power companies created the light bulb to promote nuclear power. The entire show is done by candlelight.

Robert Fisk's America Really Sucks Show. Robert Fisk gets together with the Islamofascist du jour and talk about how evil the United States is. At the end of the show, the Islamofascist beats up Fisk, and Fisk thanks him.

Al Sharpton is the Real Black Leader: Al Sharpton talks to anyone in earshot about how he is oppressed by The Man, and quietly insinuates how Jesse Jackson is a has been and no longer a real Black leader.

Louis Farrakhan Likes Saddam: Louis Farrakhan talks about killing whitey and how much he likes Saddam Hussein. Each show is devoted to a different prime number, which is used to prove what a nice guy Saddam Hussein is.

Everybody's a Peacenik with Howell Raines: Howell Raines spends every show demonstrating how everyone wants the United States to kiss Saddam's butt, and that when people like Henry Kissinger say preemption is necessary, what they really mean is that Saddam is a cuddly bear of Pan Arabism and Bush's policy on Kyoto is the reason why the WTC was bombed.