September 13, 2002
Girls Gone Wild in Saudi
The Arab News has problems with kids today. A teenage girl actually grabbed his son's hand! What a slut!
Posted by John Bono at September 13, 2002 01:32 PM | TrackBackWhat a wierd world we live in!
Where else, except this world, would you
hear:
" He had been engaged to his cousin for years. " [ Umm... Riiiight - certain southern US states excepted ]
"she caught hold of his hand .... The young man snatched his hand back and .... he demanded to be reassigned to the accounting department." - [ This dude has *issues* - he *wants* to be an
accountant???!!! ]
My son was raised to be polite to women. He?s under instructions to open doors, carry bags and render assistance to women at all times. [OK, I can buy this]
As a boy, every time he looked a female in the eye, some relative would smack him on the back of the head so he learned to look down. He was told that nice boys do not make eye contact with women
[ Now, That's Respective - Don't Look At
Them!!! ]
The young lovelies had squeezed my son into the back, right corner of the lift. ... After the women sashayed out of the elevator, my son couldn?t move for a moment. His eyes were practically bulging out of his head. It turned out that he?d been holding his breath as he was afraid that the hideous combination of their designer colognes would set off his asthma. I helped him out of the elevator and we sat down on a nearby bench until he recovered. [ Asthma? - No - It was
his virginity ! And he lost it (or so he
thought) ]
Young women are always dropping bags in front of my son or ?accidentally? bumping into him. [ Or maybe it is
that your son is always looking at *his*
feet and running into them! ]
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All in all, I think chartering a couple of
757s to whereever these malls
are, and letting the girls know that
we'll not only look at them, we'll yell at
them when they forget to bring the
beer in with lunch, would be a GOOD
idea :-) :-).
