No Replacement For Displacement

There are no terrorists in Iraq!

And of course, OJ is innocent too. Ha'aretz reports that the Israelis have nabbed 3 Palestinians from the PLF who received training to be a terrorist in Iraq. After listening to the anti-war crowd crowing about how there is no link between Iraq and terrorism Iraq and Nuclear/Biological/Chemical weapons, and dismiss the mass murders he has already committed with a handwave. I am convinced that one of Saddam's secret programs was to replace rational people with pod people, completely impervious to all logic. The OJ jury was the first successful test of this, a pilot program was then used for the pod people to excuse Bill Clinton's rampant perjury in the Lewinsky trial, and now Saddam has fully deployed them to oppose his ouster. This explains the Scott Ritter phenomenon completely. He went to bed one night in 1998, and the next morning he woke up, but was, like, different. He sounded the same, had the same mannerisms, but he wasn't Scott Ritter. There are other explanations for Ritter and company, but this is the only way to explain it without my head exploding.